After my second divorce it was kill myself, or be funny… People don’t realize the post traumatic stress that a man go’s threw during a divorce, and after wards.. Basically your wife and her lawyer use the court system to screw you royally!!!!! After Marriage to a serial cheater, and a crazy alcoholic, I was a mess…. A lot of comedy, anger, and observation came out of the melt down… I have 22 songs on you tube, and have thought about making some videos of comedy, and story’s to put on you tube…. A guy at work has been sticking his phone in my face, and will start with a question.. He videos my improve reply.. He says the videos are better when I look and sound angry.. The anger-yer the better.. He says he is going to put the videos on you tube.. I’m waiting.. I don’t know if I want to be known as the angry Divorced guy world over, but the story’s are real, and guys can relate to them…
I figure half the viewers will love them, half will hate them…. Either way I got your attention… If they go viral, maybe it will help me market my songs… I have a life time of ideas to fall back on…..
Sense I wrote this, the guy who made the videos quit… I was told he deleted the videos…. That’s a shame, cause I don’t remember what a lot the videos are about… I could make some of my own…..
Here is a sample.. This material is R, and X rated…. Be warned…
Question, when was the first time you got laid????
I was 13 in the hay field behind my grand parents house.. It was with the girl down the street…. It was great!!!!! She would not do it again… I was insanely disappointed…. I was 17 before I got laid again.. It was the longest 4 years of my life….. I have felt bad, cause she died young… I have never got laided as much, or as often as I wanted to, or needed to…. Woman have kept me celibate most of my life… My dick went to waste, cause woman let pussy go to waste… You can’t wear it out….. Now I’m old, and it’s been so long sense I got laid, I don’t know if i can get it up.. I won’t know if pills will help till I find a woman who want’s to sleep with me… Men need constant practice, Use it or lose it…
Question, would you fuck a midget???
Reply, if she was pretty…. I don’t do fat or ugly!!!! I mean fucking a midget would be like fucking a 12 year old, but it would be legal… My first wife was almost like fucking a midget… She was 4 foot 11 inches tall…. Last time i saw her she looked like the girl on Willy Wonka who eat the blueberry desert… A beach ball with arms and legs… She fucked every man but me after she had me for a marriage meal ticket…. I divorced her when one of her many boy friends tried to shoot me… She was 31, he was 19…. She bailed him out of jail….
Question, what happened with the peach whiskey woman???
I met her at a ren faire, in 2018… I have tried to date her off and on sense then… It always ends up the same, I won’t see her for a while.. She makes me late for movies, keeps me waiting in the car for her… She says five minuets, she means 25 minuets…. She won’t let me in her apartment, and won’t let me touch her.. Says she hasn’t had sex for 17 years, and will never sleep with me… I wouldn’t believe most woman if they told me she hadn’t had sex for 17 years.. They lie and cheat so much, they don’t know what the truth is.. But she keeps calling and texting me…. In Oct of 2020, I was taking her to see the kid detective at the theater… I bought her a bottle of peach whiskey.. She said she loved it… She left me sitting in the car waiting for her… Finally i left and went to the movie by myself… She called 15 minuets into the movie…. she got a phone call, that held her up…. She insisted I come see her after the movie.. I just wanted to go home…. She got drunk on the whisky, and ruined my night… Even drunk she wouldn’t let me touch her… I didn’t get home till 1.00 in the morning….. Turns out she was in love with a married guy, who called that night while I was waiting across the street.. I can’t park in her drive way either…. It always feels like I am competing with an other guy.. She sleeps with one guy and uses me for dinner or a movie… And I tell her that….. She loves my honesty, but won’t change, or sleep with me… I’ve broke up with her for months….. I want a time machine.. I want to go back to the 50’s, or the 60’s, and get some girls who actually want to fuck!!!!! I am tired of these allergic to sex females I’m trying to date…… If you ain’t gonna have sex with me, don’t hustle me for dinner…..
What was your first wife like..
She was sneaky… She did a lot of cheating….. Once in a while she got caught…. She wasn’t very maternal, She wasn’t much of a mother.. She may have loved the kids in her own way, but not the way she should have… I was her meal ticket, she bragged she got pregnant so I would have to take care of her… At the time, I was trying to play in bands, just about the time, people would have my phone number, she would change the number… I figured out later, the number change was cause a guy was leaning on her… She may have been a cheat, but she didn’t want to lose her meal ticket…. I divorced her when one of her many boyfriends tried to shoot me in my driveway.. He was 19, she was 31…. She had seen him for 3 years….
I will add more Angry Divorced guy story’s when i get the chance….