Author Archives: Gary

19 songs on you tube…….

Any videos I had on the web site have been archived….. To find my songs you will have to go to you tube…….. Titles of the songs… Predivorce paranoia.. { I saw the first divorce coming, I just didn’t know … Continue reading

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I’ll never be Clapton, Lennon, Mc Cartney……

I really can play guitar…… I’ll never be good enough to make it in Nashville, L.A., or New York…… I was a better Bass player….. I’m more of a cord banger than a bonafided ace lead guitarist….. I can’t play … Continue reading

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Things I love about Christmas…….

I’m not really into religion, I went to Sunday school, and Church, and listened to the hymns they sang….. I started to read books like Chariots of the gods, and realized that what we have been taught may be wrong…. … Continue reading

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Runaround Sue, is never going to throw me in jail…..

For those of you not old enough to know, Runaround Sue is a song by Dion and the Belmont’s from the early sixty’s…….. It’s on you tube…. The song is about a serial cheater, the guy is in love with … Continue reading

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Woodstock and other fairs…..

No the Woodstock fair is not the famous music festival that was held on Max’s farm in up state New York, in 1969…..  Aug 2019 will be the 50’th anniversary of the event… I wonder if they will have an … Continue reading

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Hayloft High School….

I was driving home from karaoke on a Friday night, and Hayloft High School hit out of no where… I have a friend at a music store, I run ideas by him, and he loved this one….. He tells me … Continue reading

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GOLD DIGGER HIGH……

Gold Digger High is an idea I had, and a song I wrote between 1978, and 1981… I didn’t think it was very good and never did anything with it…… My boss was going threw a divorce a few years … Continue reading

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Turky Swamp…. The storie I haven’t told….

I have often said, that i would like to write a book…. I have also said that no one would believe that I was telling the truth…… So many crazy things happened, that could have only happened to me… A … Continue reading

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Nobody Pretty would ever go out with me!!!!!!

I get a kick out of telling females  that no one pretty will ever go out with me…… They get all flustered, and say it isn’t true…… But it is true… And if you talk to enough guys who can’t … Continue reading

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Rudder and Cruder, Stories from the out house!!!!

Stories from the out house imply s that the material is unacceptable to be told in general public….. Like in Church, the supper market, on T.V., or around, what do you call them dam things,,,,, Oh yea, Woman!!!!!! Rudder and … Continue reading

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Trains.

Before kids, wives, guitars, girls, movies, divorce, there were trains…. { My dog, King… A Collie mix, came before trains… He died of old age when I was 13…} I have had trains as long as I can remember… My … Continue reading

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Witches in a warehouse!!!!!

Witches in a warehouse, with nothing to do but cause trouble!!!! It has been four years Aug 13’th, sense this incident Happened….. I’m still mad…. It ain’t easy to be a guy in a world where witches rule, and men … Continue reading

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Story’s from the out house, Volume 4

Rated P.G. 13. Story’s from the out house are random jokes and comments out of my imagination. no bashing is intended. This is the only outlet I have for my art work. Some of this material is R, X, or … Continue reading

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commitment! / Dear January.

A coward, A player, A loser, A cheater, A cad, A person with no integrity. Will run away when things get tough. It takes real courage to make a commitment, and keep a commitment! Courage to over come the fear … Continue reading

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Story’s from the outhouse, volume 3.

This is a random set of joke’s, anecdotes, observations, and commentaries, that may fall on the raunchy or less tasteful side. You have been warned! Rated P.G. 13. check out story’s, vol 1, and 2. These short story’s are comedy, … Continue reading

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Storys from the out house! volume 2.

This is a random set of jokes, anecdotes, observations and commentaries, that may fall on the raunchy or less tasteful side. You have been warned! Rated P.G. 13 Check out story’s, vol 1 and 3. These short story’s  are comedy, … Continue reading

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Nicole Frechette

Sometime in 2009, I was going to the Charlie Horse in West Bridgewater for country night.  The Boston country station, KLB, was doing a singing contest. I was going in there and getting up and singing. But an old guy … Continue reading

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I’ll keep the kids!

This is rated, P.G. 13. I’ve spent forty years working In a garage, Isolated from the public. surrounded by rude crude guys, dirty jokes, high jinx, and stupidity. Add two bad marriages, two divorces, and  a lot of hard knocks. … Continue reading

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Dating Sucks!

Dating Sucks, and It does not have to be that way. This is the story of January Snow, and how she dumped me on December 24, 2012, for A  fly by night, man from Maine, traveling gigolo, just looking for … Continue reading

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The perks of being, different, missfit, wallflower

There is a bad habit of the Movie Industry, Of making A Movie and advertising It, And the Movie plays In Boston, never comes to a cinema close enough so you can see it. These Movies are often better than … Continue reading

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